HELLO THIS IS BRIAN MICHAEL MOWREY OK:

-Twitter - Up-to-the-minute falsities; celebrity updates about Brad Pitt's breakup with a hammer named "Nom-noms O'Hammery"

-All Sorts of Handsome Vases - World-Famous Internet Radio Program!! I do good work here.

-Far from Flowers - Weird emotions/sex comic I worked on last year. Ok now I deleted this from the server.

-Stolen Faces Parade - Funny Times starring your favorite paintings!! inert as of the modern era.