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document.writeln('<div class="m4"><a href="http://www.twentypelicans.com/flowers/view.php?date=2007-08-21">2007: -Far from Flowers</a> <i>A webcomic drama. Eventually I couldn't balance this with my day-job and now I am working on a different thing.</i></div>');
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