4.29.2006
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I do not understand this commercial.
Man, taco bell lady, why are you going to ask me if I want sauce and then not even listen to my answer? "Fire" is not spelled with the word "hot". None of the letters in the word "hot" are even in the word "fire" ANYWHERE. And then why are you going to pick THIS occasion not to give me fifty napkins like normal, so obviously with so much untouched hot sauce on my wrapper after I finish eating, that when I squeeze the wrapper into a ball, hot sauce just squirts out onto my pants? It was very difficult to clean with only three napkins! What is your problem? I ask for fire sauce, and you're just thinking, 'Oh yeah, I'm going to get hot sauce all OVER this guys hands.' That ain't nice. That's mean. I got enough problems. Clearly.
faces from: 'Hide and Seek', 'The Sporting Ladies', 'Portsmouth Dockyard', 'Beating the Retreat in the Tuileries Gardens', and 'Faust and Marguerite in the Garden' by Tissot.

I do not understand this commercial.
Man, taco bell lady, why are you going to ask me if I want sauce and then not even listen to my answer? "Fire" is not spelled with the word "hot". None of the letters in the word "hot" are even in the word "fire" ANYWHERE. And then why are you going to pick THIS occasion not to give me fifty napkins like normal, so obviously with so much untouched hot sauce on my wrapper after I finish eating, that when I squeeze the wrapper into a ball, hot sauce just squirts out onto my pants? It was very difficult to clean with only three napkins! What is your problem? I ask for fire sauce, and you're just thinking, 'Oh yeah, I'm going to get hot sauce all OVER this guys hands.' That ain't nice. That's mean. I got enough problems. Clearly.
faces from: 'Hide and Seek', 'The Sporting Ladies', 'Portsmouth Dockyard', 'Beating the Retreat in the Tuileries Gardens', and 'Faust and Marguerite in the Garden' by Tissot.