4.27.2006
This does not happen in the past.
Rather soon after I thought of this joke, I realized that somebody else has probably made it already. And they have. But at least I didn't spend, god damn, five hundred words on it or whatever. Anyway somebody has already made EVERY JOKE, so FUCK IT.
I remember when I came up with my 'I like my women like I like my coffee, young and bound up with rope.' joke. And I was like, 'Damn, I hope this stays fresh for I guess ten years while I become a stand-up comedian despite not really wanting to be one?', but it did not happen. Everyone has made that joke eight times now.
Before the internet only like 20 people in the world were allowed to tell you jokes. And 19 of them always sucked. So it was basically very encouraging back them.
There are actually only four combinations of words left that have not been already used as the title of a webcomic. For real. I mean
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A COLD-SORE ON MY THAT WRIGLY THING IN THE BACK OF THE MOUTH
Rather soon after I thought of this joke, I realized that somebody else has probably made it already. And they have. But at least I didn't spend, god damn, five hundred words on it or whatever. Anyway somebody has already made EVERY JOKE, so FUCK IT.
I remember when I came up with my 'I like my women like I like my coffee, young and bound up with rope.' joke. And I was like, 'Damn, I hope this stays fresh for I guess ten years while I become a stand-up comedian despite not really wanting to be one?', but it did not happen. Everyone has made that joke eight times now.
Before the internet only like 20 people in the world were allowed to tell you jokes. And 19 of them always sucked. So it was basically very encouraging back them.
There are actually only four combinations of words left that have not been already used as the title of a webcomic. For real. I mean
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A COLD-SORE ON MY THAT WRIGLY THING IN THE BACK OF THE MOUTH
