3.04.2006
Love, Approximately.
An update on the weekend. THIS COMIC IS INSANE/ this comic is DOOMED to FAILURE because it is INSANE.
I was shortly after one of my three two-hour shifts of sleep last night, I can't remember which one, and still musing upon Jeopardy it occurred to me that it would be very funny to have a Vampire edition of Jeopardy. But then I woke up more fully and it occurred to me that it would not, at all. I don't know what I thought would make that work. I found very amusing the thought of the announcer saying something on the lines of 'if you will be in the Los Angelos area, and you eat people's children...' on the second to last commercial break, and nobody participating in the show the whole episode, because they would be too distracted with extravagant bloody reveries centered around unlucky prostitutes. Interview with a Vampire was a neat movie maybe I should buy it and finally watch it on not the TV.
Faces from: 'Bacchus' and 'Judith Beheading Holofernes' by Caravaggio.
An update on the weekend. THIS COMIC IS INSANE/ this comic is DOOMED to FAILURE because it is INSANE.
I was shortly after one of my three two-hour shifts of sleep last night, I can't remember which one, and still musing upon Jeopardy it occurred to me that it would be very funny to have a Vampire edition of Jeopardy. But then I woke up more fully and it occurred to me that it would not, at all. I don't know what I thought would make that work. I found very amusing the thought of the announcer saying something on the lines of 'if you will be in the Los Angelos area, and you eat people's children...' on the second to last commercial break, and nobody participating in the show the whole episode, because they would be too distracted with extravagant bloody reveries centered around unlucky prostitutes. Interview with a Vampire was a neat movie maybe I should buy it and finally watch it on not the TV.
Faces from: 'Bacchus' and 'Judith Beheading Holofernes' by Caravaggio.
3.03.2006
Hey, Jess. No, I don't have a lot of time because I'm on a game show. Listen, who was the -- she said what? Oh my god. What? What is wrong with that girl? Man...
I never really watched this show except once. But -- honestly -- could it have been any more awful? I feel like I'm suddenly realizing how offended and enraged I am that this show was so bad. I grew up watching Jeopardy every night. I didn't learn a single fucking thing, except WHAT THE FUCK A LEGITIMATE CONTEST TO DETERMINE WHO HAS THE QUICKEST WIT OUT OF A SET OF PEOPLE LOOKS LIKE. Oh, and then there was college jeopardy. Shit, I fell in love with like four girls each season. This was back when I was in high school, so I could be attracted to the fact that they knew more than me without feeling threatened as well.
faces from: "Jehanne d'Arc et sa Garde Ecossaise" by John Duncan
I never really watched this show except once. But -- honestly -- could it have been any more awful? I feel like I'm suddenly realizing how offended and enraged I am that this show was so bad. I grew up watching Jeopardy every night. I didn't learn a single fucking thing, except WHAT THE FUCK A LEGITIMATE CONTEST TO DETERMINE WHO HAS THE QUICKEST WIT OUT OF A SET OF PEOPLE LOOKS LIKE. Oh, and then there was college jeopardy. Shit, I fell in love with like four girls each season. This was back when I was in high school, so I could be attracted to the fact that they knew more than me without feeling threatened as well.
faces from: "Jehanne d'Arc et sa Garde Ecossaise" by John Duncan
3.02.2006
It is important to know the meaning behind holidays.
Seriously, though. Sweet-tarts chickens. Smucker's Jelly Beans. Robin's Eggs. Holy shit.
I would relate my story about the time Easter was somehow on my birthday which is March 26th -- or at least, that was when everyone celebrated it that year in Bermuda -- but I gave that story to a character in one of my screenplays that will never be movies and it is his now.
Today's SFT: 'The Siren' and 'St. Eulalia' by Whaterhouse.
Yesterday's: 'The Childhood of Sir Walter Raliegh' by Millais.
Seriously, though. Sweet-tarts chickens. Smucker's Jelly Beans. Robin's Eggs. Holy shit.
I would relate my story about the time Easter was somehow on my birthday which is March 26th -- or at least, that was when everyone celebrated it that year in Bermuda -- but I gave that story to a character in one of my screenplays that will never be movies and it is his now.
Today's SFT: 'The Siren' and 'St. Eulalia' by Whaterhouse.
Yesterday's: 'The Childhood of Sir Walter Raliegh' by Millais.
3.01.2006
He is not a nudist.
Good day and welcome. Here is my comedy pictures #1.
