3.18.2006
That's not true.

It is saturday. I have a headache and I am making it worse with this: Yes Yes Yes.
faces from: 'The Discourse' by Alma-Tadema.

It is saturday. I have a headache and I am making it worse with this: Yes Yes Yes.
faces from: 'The Discourse' by Alma-Tadema.
3.17.2006
This game is hard.

Leighton is my main man for real. I had to do him right.
faces from: 'Elijah in the Wilderness'
march of time from: 'The Garden of the Hesperides', 'Cymon and Iphigenia', 'The Bath of Psyche', 'Daedalus and Icarus', and 'Greek Girls Playing at Ball'.

Leighton is my main man for real. I had to do him right.
faces from: 'Elijah in the Wilderness'
march of time from: 'The Garden of the Hesperides', 'Cymon and Iphigenia', 'The Bath of Psyche', 'Daedalus and Icarus', and 'Greek Girls Playing at Ball'.
3.16.2006
Oh can we.

Oh my god. This is the most awesome joke I have ever thought up in my life. I want this to be my epitaph. 'Here lies Brian Mowrey. Thought of a joke about a kid thinking "Jesus" was the magic word.' Everybody from the far distant future would be like, 'What?'
faces from: 'Sir George Sitwell, Lady Ida Sitwell, and Family' by John Singer Sargent.

Oh my god. This is the most awesome joke I have ever thought up in my life. I want this to be my epitaph. 'Here lies Brian Mowrey. Thought of a joke about a kid thinking "Jesus" was the magic word.' Everybody from the far distant future would be like, 'What?'
faces from: 'Sir George Sitwell, Lady Ida Sitwell, and Family' by John Singer Sargent.
3.15.2006
The police be on my ass.

This is a real story of a conversation that I would really have if I had any friends to talk to. Where the fuck is my wallet, though? I mean, really.
faces from: 'The Dance of Death' by Sidney Harold Meteyard.

This is a real story of a conversation that I would really have if I had any friends to talk to. Where the fuck is my wallet, though? I mean, really.
faces from: 'The Dance of Death' by Sidney Harold Meteyard.
3.13.2006
'hhhhh' is onomatopoeia for sighing

Stolen Faces Theatre has had its name changed to Stolen Faces Parade. In the interests of preserving its unique brand image.
It took so much effort to figure out how to spell onomatopoeia. I couldn't guess close enough for spell check to figure out what I was trying to spell. ACTUALLY, that fucker knew what I was trying to spell, but it wouldn't condescend to acknowledge it. I should start saying onomatopoeia words in the actual sound of what they are supposed to sound like. Like, I'll be saying to somebody, 'I just found out my dad has heart murmurs,' but I'll say it so that it sounds like 'I just found out my dad has heart rurmmmrrurmrmmmrs.'
faces from: 'Tristan and Isolde' by John Duncan.

Stolen Faces Theatre has had its name changed to Stolen Faces Parade. In the interests of preserving its unique brand image.
It took so much effort to figure out how to spell onomatopoeia. I couldn't guess close enough for spell check to figure out what I was trying to spell. ACTUALLY, that fucker knew what I was trying to spell, but it wouldn't condescend to acknowledge it. I should start saying onomatopoeia words in the actual sound of what they are supposed to sound like. Like, I'll be saying to somebody, 'I just found out my dad has heart murmurs,' but I'll say it so that it sounds like 'I just found out my dad has heart rurmmmrrurmrmmmrs.'
faces from: 'Tristan and Isolde' by John Duncan.