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3.31.2006

 
A true gentleman always apologizes to a lady for having subjected her to his presence.



Not everybody gets lucky in the game of Life. Some people have psychologies.

Robert probably pulled up the career card and it said 'rock star', but he discretely selected another. And then when he got his salary card, he thought, 'Great, just enough to be content, but not enough to truly live at ease.'

faces from: 'The Circle of the rue Royale' by Tissot.

3.30.2006

 
What is your problem with phones?



I spend the most time on the least good of these and why can't jpgs handle fucking flat solid colors what the fuck.

Better ventures may perhaps be undertaken in today's new My-Face blog.

Built to Spill new album is twelve days away play basketball with Built to Spill.

faces from: 'Lucifer and Prince Henry' and 'Icarus' by Sidney Harold Meteyard.

3.29.2006

 
Her voice was like sonic Coca-Cola



She is from HR and puzzle metaphors really do not appeal to her.

faces from: 'Mrs. Newton with a Parisol' and 'The Circle of the rue Royale' by Tissot.
dinnerware from 'Trafalgar Tavern, Greenwich' sketch by same.

3.28.2006

 
About, you know, the face I mean.



Announcement:

I have an important warning for people born in 1982! Some of you may already have realized this, but if you have a birthday this year, like I just did, you will turn TWENTY FOUR. That is CRAZY OLD. I advise skipping your birthday this year because who wants to be TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD???? That is so not even young it's not funny. Don't even mess around with that shit. Maybe next year will be better? It's too late for me, but maybe next year when you're still 23 and beautiful it will all be like, SURPRISE -- a backwards year! You are 22 now! But people who are 24 are actually 38 now though.

faces from: 'The Circle of the rue Royale' by Tissot.