5.12.2006
Time Machine Stop
-Well hello, Thomas, long time no see -- hope you like BEING ATTACKED BY ROBOTS.
-Ah, god damn it! You asshole! You don't even HAVE a cat!
Death's new reviews are up in the music section. The Flaming Lips one he actually just gave me five dollars to write, and then he put 'Pretty Spooky' or something at the end like that made it his own review.
During the eighties it was a major anxiety that if you suddenly had to go into the future, some guy you know might possibly be ruling the world and macking all up on your god damn wife. [Edit: Wow, apparently that Estivez movie was made in 92. That's weird. Man, time travel is confusing! Really I've never actually like watched the movie; is this what happens in it?]
faces from: 'Il Dolce far Niente' by Franz Xavier Winterhalter.
-Well hello, Thomas, long time no see -- hope you like BEING ATTACKED BY ROBOTS.
-Ah, god damn it! You asshole! You don't even HAVE a cat!
Death's new reviews are up in the music section. The Flaming Lips one he actually just gave me five dollars to write, and then he put 'Pretty Spooky' or something at the end like that made it his own review.
During the eighties it was a major anxiety that if you suddenly had to go into the future, some guy you know might possibly be ruling the world and macking all up on your god damn wife. [Edit: Wow, apparently that Estivez movie was made in 92. That's weird. Man, time travel is confusing! Really I've never actually like watched the movie; is this what happens in it?]
faces from: 'Il Dolce far Niente' by Franz Xavier Winterhalter.
5.11.2006
Dental Work.
So uh like I was saying Would you like me to have sex with you too? I think we would both look very sexy having naked sex with each other -- there would be teeth everywhere.
Should have some new reviews by Death up sometime today. He is nearly over the vomiting misery inflicted by the first two; it is a dirty-ass racket, the critic biz, and he swore he would never go back to it. Still it's nice to be able to pretend like people care what you think!
faces from: 'Flirt' by Mucha.
So uh like I was saying Would you like me to have sex with you too? I think we would both look very sexy having naked sex with each other -- there would be teeth everywhere.
Should have some new reviews by Death up sometime today. He is nearly over the vomiting misery inflicted by the first two; it is a dirty-ass racket, the critic biz, and he swore he would never go back to it. Still it's nice to be able to pretend like people care what you think!
faces from: 'Flirt' by Mucha.
5.09.2006
Disciplin.
This is basically my idea of what happens in households with more than one parent.
'Mom, Francis said he was gonna set Princess Pony on fire and murder her!'
'Did not! She's lying!'
'I'm not lying. You're a murderer!'
'CHILDREN DO WE HAVE TO PLAY FINAL JEOPARDY??'
'...No, ma'am...'
Me I was just quiet all the time, or else mom would remind me that I was a horrible person. I didn't have time to worry about Princess Pony because I was too busy trying to figure out how to turn a bottle of apple juice into A MEAL.
faces from: 'Light of the Harem' by Leighton.
This is basically my idea of what happens in households with more than one parent.
'Mom, Francis said he was gonna set Princess Pony on fire and murder her!'
'Did not! She's lying!'
'I'm not lying. You're a murderer!'
'CHILDREN DO WE HAVE TO PLAY FINAL JEOPARDY??'
'...No, ma'am...'
Me I was just quiet all the time, or else mom would remind me that I was a horrible person. I didn't have time to worry about Princess Pony because I was too busy trying to figure out how to turn a bottle of apple juice into A MEAL.
faces from: 'Light of the Harem' by Leighton.
5.08.2006
Father will be so angry.
Oh wait it was, it was Gorilla glue. Shit, I ain't no doctor.
How many car accidents does the average person witness, I mean actually watch the moment of crashing, I wonder. As of today I am at three. I have I must have a good sense for it. Actually, mostly I just drive around thinking, 'Man, that fucker's gonna crash' about everybody. But still I'm watching when it actually happens.
faces from: 'David' by Caravaggio.
Oh wait it was, it was Gorilla glue. Shit, I ain't no doctor.
How many car accidents does the average person witness, I mean actually watch the moment of crashing, I wonder. As of today I am at three. I have I must have a good sense for it. Actually, mostly I just drive around thinking, 'Man, that fucker's gonna crash' about everybody. But still I'm watching when it actually happens.
faces from: 'David' by Caravaggio.
